And the final one.

Seems fair to me to say friend's ex-girlfriend are some of the trickiest subjects, therefore it needs a bit of clarification.

Is interesting to notice that mobile phones do count too and therefore a major notice on your party flyer is nowadays mandatory.

Be prepared to understand the rules my friends, these are all important for your social understanding between friends.

What about waiting times? that is a very strange subject for us men, how long should you wait for a friend? for a girlfriend? for... anyway, invariably weird.

There are many things in this world that are clearly without any trace of doubt of someone being gay and this is one of them, you may not even know it yet, well, if you do like fruity drinks then you are gay, period.

Do I need to say more?

Oh man how difficult is to explain to people the bathroom is not a place to have a conversation, let alone eye contact.

Seems to me this explains it all on the subject of men exhagerating their stories. All good.

I have seen this one with my own eyes.